Dane Cook. Ah, I remember a time, a simpler time, before Dane Cook completely sold out. Back when he made fun of people like Jessica Simpson instead of starring in horrible movies with them. I loved Dane then, before his fame, when he still cared about his fans more than the money. Now, that seems so long ago, like a dream.

Seriously, I had been a fan of Dane Cook's from way back. I got everyone I knew absolutely addicted to him, obsessed really. Then, he starts doing movies and bad ones at that.

Suddenly, he's on the red carpet and rumored to be with the dumbest person alive. Still, I give him this honor to be my #1 because I remember when . . .